Hokey Pokey Treatment Program

One of the hardest obstacles clients face when starting an addiction treatment program is commitment. Sure, you can start, but it’s so easy to fall back into old habits. The Hokey Pokey Treatment Program ensures a successful process because you put your whole self in.

During treatment at our magical addiction treatment center, clients put their whole selves into the process, turn their lives around, and shake their addiction away.

How it Works

Our Hokey Pokey Treatment Program is a residential program. It is the most effective, and most popular, among our clients. First, our elves will do an examination before the start of your program to make sure you are ready. Second, you are assigned your room and an elf nurse who will look after you the entirety of your treatment. Then we begin with some basic steps as follows:

Put your left arm in
Put your left arm out
Put your right arm in
Put your right arm out
Put your head in
Put your head out

These steps will prepare you to effectively put your whole self in to ensure a successful treatment. Once you have mastered these simple steps, with a nurse elf’s approval, you will put your whole self in and begin to shake your addiction all about. Before you know it, you will be doing the Hokey Pokey and will have turned yourself around! That is what the Hokey Pokey treatment program is all about.

Side Effects of the Hokey Pokey Treatment Program

While our Hokey Pokey Treatment Program is withdrawal-free and perfectly safe, there are a few minor things our elves keep an eye out for during your treatment. Our licensed elves are present at the facility 24 hours a day/7 days a week and can assist you with any of the following symptoms you may experience during your treatment:

Excessive shaking it all about
Excessive singing/humming
Dancing aches (especially in your head, shoulders, knees or toes)
Mild-moderate child-like state

All these symptoms are completely normal and in no way dangerous to your health or treatment. Regardless of symptoms, the Hokey Pokey treatment program is efficient and comfortable for the majority of our clients.

Why The Hokey Pokey Treatment Program?

Unlike most other treatment programs, the Hokey Pokey Treatment Programs ensures that you will be fully committed. We don’t just have you put your arm or leg in, we have you put your whole self in so that you can be successful on your quest to recovery. This is an all or nothing program! It has been scientifically proven that if you put your whole self in, then you can turn your whole self around! That’s what we’re all about! Some additional benefits of the Hokey Pokey Treatment Program include:

Advanced dancing skills
Increased flexibility
Memorization of the Hokey Pokey song
Turning your whole self around

Turn Your Life Around with Us!

Turning yourself around is possible! In addition to the Hokey Pokey Treatment Program, we offer many other therapies at Unicorn Treatment including:

12 Riddles to Recovery

If you or your loved one is ready, then you’ll be delighted to know that you don’t have to wait for the music to start. Call 555-UNICORN today to learn more about the Hokey Pokey Treatment Program and how to get started today. Let us help you with your quest to recovery! Shake your addiction all about!