Magical Addiction Treatment Center
At our magical addiction treatment center, we offer an enchanting recovery experience. We say “abracadabra, disappear” to addiction! Regardless of any past treatments (magical or non-magical), we 100% guarantee you that our unicorn addiction treatment center can help you complete your quest for an addiction-free life!
It is always a good time to start your quest for an addiction-free life. Although the path may seem long, and you may get tired or hungry on the way, reaching the end of your quest will leave you forever enchanted in your new life.
Our magical addiction treatment center is located just outside of Narnia (opposite Starbucks) and offers full-service magical programs to combat addiction, withdrawals, cravings, and relapse. Let’s dive into a few of our magical therapies that have helped hundreds of clients.
The Magical Addiction Treatment Center’s Tricks and Spells
Our clients are offered a variety of programs to help them combat their addiction. After a careful screening process, our licensed elves will match you with the programs that are best for you. We understand that road to recovery is different from everyone, so we want to make sure it’s tailored exactly for you.
Our mission is that your quest is enchanting and comfortable. Our elves also make adjustments for any special needs, such as glitter allergies or dragon care. A few programs include:
- Unicorn assisted therapy
- Glitter detox program
- Hokey Pokey Treatment Program
- Magic lesson therapy
- Fairy therapy
- Knight’s recovery program
- Defense Against the Dark Arts Program
- 12 riddles to recovery
Our magical addiction treatment center also offers outpatient options and family programs (for those whose families possess a limited knowledge of magic techniques).
The Magic in You
At our magical addiction treatment center, we believe there is a little bit of magic in everyone. That is why we push our clients to discover their magical potential in each program. We do this through magic lessons, education, and association with magical creatures. Some people can learn how to do magic from simple lessons, while others learn best by immersing themselves in the history of magic and gaining a better understanding.
For some, their magic roots are ignited by simply being around other magical creatures. Once our clients tap into the magic they have inside them, they can use it to overcome their addiction. We simply guide you on how to do so. Most people do not realize their true power and are often amazed when they uncover it. Let us uncover the magic within you so you can finish your quest for an addiction-free life.
Combat any Enemy
There are many, many substances to which you can become addicted to. However, Unicorn’s magical addiction treatment center is fit to combat any substance you find yourself using. From opium poppies to anything a witch can concoct, we can help you recover from any substance. A sample of substance addictions we help to treat include:
- Opium poppies
- Tobacco leaves
- Candy
- Magic mushrooms
- Stardust
- Happy pills
- Chocolate-covered raisins
- Flower power
We will never turn you away based on your substance addiction. We believe no addiction is beyond help. With a little bit of magic, we can help you to overcome any addiction.
It’s Never Too Late For Now
An enchanted, addiction-free life is possible! With a little bit of faith, trust, and magic, you can complete your quest! Unicorn Treatment Center offers all of the therapies listed above (and more if you’re not a cop). Our experienced elves are excited to help you or your loved one accomplish a drug and alcohol-free life.
Located just outside of Narnia, the magical addiction treatment center is ready to help you complete your quest today! Call 555-UNICORN for more information about our programs! Find the magic inside you and start your enchanted life!